Missed You Too, Sir.

Best way to reconnect with your 65-lb. Pit Bull puppy: take a hot shower together. That is not a euphemism… It was announced in the middle of my flight that one passenger had a peanut allergy, so all of us had to put away any food with peanut products in it. The terrorists have won… When I say it’s good to be home what I really mean is “it’s good to know the cable channels”… New York, while nice to visit, is a selfish, filthy monster that eventually gets all of us. It’s Ghostbusters 2 all over again.