1) Walk your puppy on the strand, which for chicks in red, white and blue bikinis is stronger than the earth’s magnetic field.
2) Watch America's pastime, and the Yanks coming from behind with three in the eighth.
3) Order the chocolate fondant with raspberry sorbet at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood – so delicious you won’t mind when the $515 bill comes.
4) Pull over in Hollywood and catch fireworks ironically made in Taiwan.
5) Watch the fourth best movie of the year at America’s best theater.
6) Cross “seeing a minivan flip” off your bucket list.
7) Speed home on the 110 Freeway to a tune from the country whose butt we kicked.
