Day 1: I Make Like A Tree, And Get Out Of Here.

Kickass celebrity sighting: Dino Stamatopoulous. He plays Star-Burns on “Community,” but way more impressive are his writing credits, which include “The Ben Stiller Show,” “Mr. Show,” Letterman, Conan, and SNL. I think Dino would agree that the seat cushioning at LAX Terminal 3 has gotta be imported directly from the Department of Corrections… Just heard you’re allowed to punch adults that carry pillows onto airplanes. Is this true?... Personally, I never sleep on planes. I don’t wanna get “incepted.”