You can calculate how many shits I don’t give about religion by the pastrami on rye I wolfed down at Canter’s on the second night of Passover… 12 weeks ago, Ricky was living outside in the hood, getting sprayed by skunks. Saturday, his memory-foam bed arrived, officially making him the luckiest Pit Bull in the history of everything… Congratulations to my neighbors Joe and Lisa, who had a baby boy Friday night. Though I gotta ask: drugs during childbirth? Isn’t the whole point for God to punish you?... RIP Mike Wallace. Retirement homes can now return to their regularly unimpeded senior abuse.
Monday, April 9, 2012
Weekend Recap.
You can calculate how many shits I don’t give about religion by the pastrami on rye I wolfed down at Canter’s on the second night of Passover… 12 weeks ago, Ricky was living outside in the hood, getting sprayed by skunks. Saturday, his memory-foam bed arrived, officially making him the luckiest Pit Bull in the history of everything… Congratulations to my neighbors Joe and Lisa, who had a baby boy Friday night. Though I gotta ask: drugs during childbirth? Isn’t the whole point for God to punish you?... RIP Mike Wallace. Retirement homes can now return to their regularly unimpeded senior abuse.
