Hell hath no fury like a woman slightly inconvenienced.But if you really F her over, God help you.
Phil Hartman made the rookie error of telling his wife with the crazy eyes that he was leaving her right before he went to bed, and when you nod off with a gun in your home and a skeezer heartbroken, well, you know the drill.
No celebrity death bummed me out more than Phil’s. He was scary talented, always at his funniest when he was playing it completely straight. A casting director told me he casually walked into her office one day and she burst out laughing. Phil was like, “What?” She said he was so damn hilarious even when he was off-duty that just seeing his expressionless face made her crack up.
So let’s honor the man. Phil’s up for a nomination for Canada’s Walk of Fame, and the cool part is anyone can vote. And you should. It’s the least you can do. And you’ve carved out a name for yourself by always doing the very least, right? Right. Vote for Phil:
