What was expected to be three days of rain here became half a day of rain. LA is the greatest… Actually, even the half day of wind and rain was appropriately Irish for St. Pat’s. By the way, is there any better drink name than Irish Car Bomb?… Baseball pitcher Andy Pettitte, who retired two seasons ago to spend more time with his family, decided to unretire. It’s a huge win for us Yankee fans, and further proof that marriage really sucks shit… To the dude at my gym who was leg-pressing 990 lbs.: you can’t slap on two more fives and make it an even 1000, you pussy?... To the table of women at Sushi Yuzu who couldn’t hold their liquor and were causing a ruckus: if I were your waiter, I would have totally teabagged your halibut salad.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Weekend Recap.
What was expected to be three days of rain here became half a day of rain. LA is the greatest… Actually, even the half day of wind and rain was appropriately Irish for St. Pat’s. By the way, is there any better drink name than Irish Car Bomb?… Baseball pitcher Andy Pettitte, who retired two seasons ago to spend more time with his family, decided to unretire. It’s a huge win for us Yankee fans, and further proof that marriage really sucks shit… To the dude at my gym who was leg-pressing 990 lbs.: you can’t slap on two more fives and make it an even 1000, you pussy?... To the table of women at Sushi Yuzu who couldn’t hold their liquor and were causing a ruckus: if I were your waiter, I would have totally teabagged your halibut salad.
