Monday, March 5, 2012

Weekend Recap.

If you got scolded for drinking out of the toilet, you’d hide your head in shame, too… I got a new mattress, and it’s hand-crafted, using organic, high-density, luxury foam and an individually-wrapped coil system, ladies… I broke a tom arm on my drums on Saturday. I’d like to say I did it while whaling on my kit, but it happened while I was vacuuming. Not very rock ‘n roll… 5-Hour Energy needs to advertise even more during NBA games. How about four times per commercial break?… Related: is the inability to stay awake for long stretches rampant among hoops fans? I need answers.