Friday, March 23, 2012

Real Casting Notices I’ve Seen This Week.

• Do your friends call you a wannabe Snookie? Or r u hotter than The Situation? Do you wear sunglasses at night? Do you go thru a bottle of hair gel a week? Do you GTL to the extreme? Are you orange?

• Producer of Cannabis Reality Show is Auditioning Models and Actress's for Roles and Modeling gigs in the Local Area

• An uber-Jew. He's a producer with lots of smarts, lots of sarcasm and a big curly Jew-fro certainly wouldn't hurt.

• ARE YOU MARRIED? $500 EASY MONEY!!!!! MUST BE MARRIED ONE SPOUSE MUST HAVE AN EXTREME BIZARRE EATING HABIT FREAKY EATER

And, for a refreshing change, here’s one kickass one: Male. Scene with Alan Arkin. A few lines.