Saturday, February 4, 2012

Real Casting Notices I’ve Seen This Week.

  • Looking for male virgins! We’re looking for men between the ages of 21 and 32. This is your chance to go on dates of this world and walk away with a potential cash prize!
  • Seeking single attractive males (all ethnicities) who are attracted to vivacious, fat black women. If selected, you may have the chance to find the woman of your dreams!
  • Cable network seeks people a lighthearted new show! DO YOU, or anyone YOU KNOW have the following issues they need help with? Tanorexia. Body Dysmorphia. Plastic Surgery. Shopping. Sex. Germs. Gambling. Porn. Hoarding. Bad parenting. Infertility. Terrible teens. Anxiety. Low self-esteem. OCD. ADHD. Fear of aging. Erectile dysfunction. Workaholism. Trust fund lament. Entitlement issues. Infidelity. Commitment phobias. Addicted to love. Fallen stars. Life after rehab. Aging trophy wife. Contemplating divorce. Seeking forgiveness. Rage. Obsession. Heartbreak. Divorce. Addiction. Anger. Compulsions. Collections.

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