Monday, January 9, 2012

Weekend Recap.

I’d better enjoy Ricky’s portability while I can – he went from four lbs. to seven lbs. in one week… I’ve noticed the two dangerously crazy guys at my gym – one an albino type who mutters homophobic phrases while he works out; the other a Latino, Iraqi war vet with PTSD who’s your ally one day and seems to have orders to kill you the next – both share a commonality of wearing short-shorts… Anyone else glad you don’t see rollerbladers anymore?... I saw a redhead at Von’s Supermarket wearing an “American Idol” t-shirt. I've never been so turned on and off in all my life.