This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• (ABOVE) Hey wannabe: Pauly Walnuts would never fly coach.
• Penn State. 49 days without a child rape!
• My new puppy has a black tail, which also happens to be the name of my favorite magazine.
• Hey LA Fitness, instead of just promising you’ll stop playing the same 20 music videos every day, I’ve got an easier solution. #arson
• Guys who wear kilts at their weddings. #PurgingFriendsOnFacebook
• I imagine the guy who owns the year-round Halloween store in Burbank going home at night and rolling around in a big pile of money.