Real Casting Notices I’ve Seen This Week.

• Looking for a dark featured Santa. You will be shirtless, playing the hot fun Santa.
• For this role think your stereotypical Italian pizza guy--mustache, very Italian. Does not have to speak Spanish.
• Hot girl in a button up top and boy shorts. Face will will be made up to look like Hitler.
• Casting 1 professional female GoGo Dancer to dance in GoGo Club outfits and bikini also to perform short Shakespearean monologue.
• The film requires a guy who is in underpants and socks only. The job is mostly lying in bed ‘asleep.’
• I am looking for hot models who are interested in being a part of a shoot consisting of them taking many shots of alcohol.