Monday, December 26, 2011

Day 5: Stereotyping.

I don’t believe in God, the Torah or any other Jewish horseshit, but I fully get behind tradition. So Christmas night I dined on Chinese ribs then saw a movie… That said, the new Sherlock Holmes is kickass. Even better than the first… Progress of my beard: it now resembles Justin Timberlake’s chinstrap in “Dick in a Box”… Looking through old photo albums, I’d forgotten how much our dad took us fishing – and how much fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, only I still get to kill something.