Numbers: 38 people – which meant the dining table stretched from one room through a hallway into another room.
Menu: including 55 lbs. of turkey, three different batches of stuffing and 13 desserts. Two cases of wine.
Other people’s children: who turned my niece and nephew’s playroom into a crime scene. (I laugh, but my brother is fuming about all the broken shit. Parents, what the F is wrong with you?)
