The Jets didn’t play yesterday, so I spent my Sunday eating and napping while dressed like a prison weed dealer… Guy at the mattress store was really pushing a $6500 Tempur-Pedic on me. Better hope that plaid jacket has hypnotic powers, Mr. Salesman… My ER-doctor neighbors are moving. Time to start covering myself in bubble wrap… Kickass Halloween costume idea: Keith Stone. You’re welcome… Never buy a cheap garden hose.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Weekend Recap.
The Jets didn’t play yesterday, so I spent my Sunday eating and napping while dressed like a prison weed dealer… Guy at the mattress store was really pushing a $6500 Tempur-Pedic on me. Better hope that plaid jacket has hypnotic powers, Mr. Salesman… My ER-doctor neighbors are moving. Time to start covering myself in bubble wrap… Kickass Halloween costume idea: Keith Stone. You’re welcome… Never buy a cheap garden hose.
