I would have thanked Cameron Chism, whose late interception/touchdown for my Maryland Terps won me a shitload of money last night, but I couldn’t possibly because gambling’s illegal, right?… Speaking of which, I’m laying 3 to 1 odds that Jess the real employee in the Domino’s commercial is a woman, not a man. Who wants action?… While waxing my car, every single middle-aged dude that drove past thought it would be a real hoot to ask me if I could do their car as well, proving once again that there’s no such thing as a cool dad… Three words for those who are bummed they won’t get another day off until Thanksgiving: convert to Judaism.
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Weekend Recap.
I would have thanked Cameron Chism, whose late interception/touchdown for my Maryland Terps won me a shitload of money last night, but I couldn’t possibly because gambling’s illegal, right?… Speaking of which, I’m laying 3 to 1 odds that Jess the real employee in the Domino’s commercial is a woman, not a man. Who wants action?… While waxing my car, every single middle-aged dude that drove past thought it would be a real hoot to ask me if I could do their car as well, proving once again that there’s no such thing as a cool dad… Three words for those who are bummed they won’t get another day off until Thanksgiving: convert to Judaism.
