
Pot is not only legal out here, it’s SO legal that pot stores feel free to use cutesy children’s book-type names like My Green Garden.

What counts as “gourmet” and “fancy” in the 99¢ Store? Chips Ahoy cookies and something called Cheezy Tuna.

Best use of the word “douche” ever.

What's sadder than an older woman drinking to excess and vomiting on this bar? Her Red Sox, who she was watching circle the toilet.

Yes, a waitress noticed I don’t drink and brought me a grape soda. No, that’s not my purse in the background.