This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• (ABOVE): Don’t turn this frozen food section into house of lies, Innovator II.
• Red Sox fans, fans, after you spent all that money and still had the greatest collapse in history, it's okay to cry – tears are free.
• One of the Winklevoss twins just ran past me on the strand. You've been warned, other shirtless douchebags. #lawsuit
• Is it possible for any song to have lazier lyrics than Depeche Mode’s “People Are People?”
• Why not treat Michael Vick the way he treated his dogs when they couldn't compete: shoot/electrocute/drown/hang/slam him against the ground.
• Seeing a lot of guys sporting mustaches lately. Because sometimes you just gotta take a break from getting laid.