I was thinking the other day about how great marriage would be, because what I really want is a relationship with no sex yet where I still get to deal with a mother-in-law.Until then I’ll settle for onscreen romance. And back when I was a young, prepubescent blogger, I wrote about making out with Diora Baird in a film before she went on to appear on the cover of Playboy.
Cut to this football season, and Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan has a picture of Diora for inspiration alongside his game schemes, so now I can claim I made out with a woman who appeared on an NFL play chart. That is so going on my résumé.
