I saw this photo hanging in the bathroom of a restaurant in Hollywood last night, and I took a good, long look at it while I took a good, long pee, and I thought that even though Hef recently got left at the altar by some bimbo, he oughta know that he remains the man who could smoke a pipe and dress like Kirk Douglas in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and still pull fabulous babes. Now that is a real Los Angeles hero.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
This Is Your Captain Pimping.
I saw this photo hanging in the bathroom of a restaurant in Hollywood last night, and I took a good, long look at it while I took a good, long pee, and I thought that even though Hef recently got left at the altar by some bimbo, he oughta know that he remains the man who could smoke a pipe and dress like Kirk Douglas in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and still pull fabulous babes. Now that is a real Los Angeles hero.
