Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Emascularious.

Jealousy isn’t really my thing, and I was thrilled for my friend Rob as we wandered into a Barnes & Noble on Saturday and saw a book he’s written on the shelf.

So why do I now want to kick Rob in the shin?

Because three feet away was another book in which Rob is quoted.

If any of you have been hired to kill me, I'll be at Bally Fitness on Sepulveda this morning.