Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Tune In To Papa Bear.

Never be in awe of anyone. You see, while the name of my blog is a tribute to “Inside the Actor’s Studio,” and James Lipton has a real talent for booking the best guests, I don’t believe for a second when he talks about his straight marriage. Your acting skills ain’t that proficient, Jim.

I could also do without the Bernard Pivot-inspired questionnaire segment, which couldn’t be more pretentious. Ooh, actors curse – they talk like real people talk!

On the scale of oxymorons, “flawed perfection” is right up there with “hilarious colonoscopy,” but I think that’s exactly what we’ve got here. Like tonight’s new episode, featuring the cast of “Modern Family.” That’s must see.

Someday, Bravo will cancel the show, and that’ll be the day the Rapture comes after all. People will start babbling in tongues and giving away their pets, so let’s DVR, watch and discuss while there’s still time.