Monday, April 25, 2011

900 Essential Vitamins And Minerals.

My writing assignment continues, and I've been at work kicking ass* and taking names**.

*Eating pizza
**Eating subs, salad, cupcakes & more pizza

The office I’m working from really knows how to take care of its staff, whether it’s fruit/bagel Tuesday, donut Thursday, or what they call "The Social" – a chance to mingle among sugary treats every other Wednesday afternoon. Often it’s an assortment of cakes and pies, but last week, just as we were guessing fastball, management threw a curve, with cereal in the afternoon. And it was all top-shelf: Lucky Charms, Golden Grahams, two kinds of Cap’n Crunch.

I ate so many sugary bowls, I put a note in the suggestion box for the next social’s menu: insulin.