The Japan earthquake/tsunami is having repercussions all the way here in California, where the waves are a little bit larger than usual, and growing.Pants, meet shit.
You see, I live rather close to the water, and would really have to haul ass if things got hairy. So, I figured I outghta plan in advance what to grab on my way to dry land. Here they are, in order:
- iPhone
 - Toilet paper
 - Goldfish S’Mores
 - Zubaz pants
 - Petey