Here’s to you, Car Wash Attendant on a Rainy Day.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor hail shall keep you from collecting your eight bucks an hour. Paid twice monthly in quarters.
You keep weathering that perfect storm, captain. Just because nobody needs a carnauba wax, doesn’t mean they won’t drop by your gift shop to pick up a Barbie Kite, or something from your fine selection of bongs and Chinese throwing stars.