Monday, December 27, 2010

Day 4: The Change Of Seasons Can Suck My Ass.

In the middle of a 16” blizzard, there are two keys to shoveling: 1) Do it numerous times, rather than wait for it to accumulate and get very heavy. 2) Move to where it doesn’t effin’ snow… If my mom keeps feeding me like this, I’m gonna make a killing as the spokesman for every big and tall shop in the world… It occurs to me that blogging from NY is a public invitation to thieves to rob my place in LA… Post holiday-shopping thought: alcoholics are the easiest to buy a gift for.

2 comments:

Brandi Ford said...

Just had to comment on your expression. You look like you're in pure hell and it's hilarious. Enjoy the rest of your time on the east coast.

Matt Shevin said...

You don't know the half of it, B.