Saturday, November 20, 2010

What The Crap?

As aspiring actors, we sacrifice to pursue our dreams. We live with too many roommates, drive rundown jalopies, forego flying home for the holidays so we can afford to eat three times a day. We are the redheaded, hillbilly stepchildren of the entertainment business.

That said, why would the following casting call be sent out to actors in this town:

CASTING SINGLE MILLIONAIRES!

Millionaires can be male or female, gay or straight. They must be open to finding a serious relationship, and live in the Los Angeles area. We are currently accepting applications and scheduling interviews. Please email your contact info, a photo of yourself, along with a brief description about yourself and your ideal mate.