While scouting a location recently, I came across this bust of Bill Cosby in front of the Academy of Television Arts & Science. Coz’s horrendous sweater made me long for the time in America when we didn't care about how we looked.
But then I wondered: what aspect of me could be captured for eternity? I need a “thing.”
I spent days thinking about it, and finally came up with it. I think you’ll agree it’s the only option: a live boa constrictor around my neck.
I'll get the snake. You melt the bronze.