Friday, August 13, 2010

Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• I’ll never get caught with porn on my computer. Unless you consider Facebook to be porn – then I’m going away for a LONG time.
• Seeing as I’ve spent over 400 bucks at NAPA Auto Parts since the audition, it’s safe to say the jingle they had me sing must be catchy.
• I have a special place in my heart for BMW – you always remember the first car you boosted.
• It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to be a filthy-talking cop that drinks, gambles, and chases women. Um… I mean play a cop who drinks, gambles and chases women. Yeah, play.
• I’ve come to find that when you beg a woman to see her tattoo, nine times of ten it doesn’t end well.
• So, me playing a guy who never had a job and has nothing to lose – that is just damn good casting.