And All Of The Actors In All The Land Breathed A Collective Sign Of Relief.

If stiff skanks are gonna be taking roles from us hard-working actor types, I am definitely checking the “yes” box on the DNR form.

In a guest-starring appearance this week on the ABC Family drama "The Secret Life of the American Teenager," Sarah Palin's eldest daughter portrayed a role she knows well: an out-of-wedlock teen mom named Bristol Palin.

Check out the above video (Facebook readers click here), and decide if we’re safe for the time being.