
Suzan is married in real life to former Chicago Bear wide receiver Willie Gault. Willie was the brains behind the Super Bowl Shuffle. (That’s him, #83.) And hanging in their hallway is the gold album the song earned.
So to recap: Willie is the only man in history with both a Super Bowl ring and a gold record, and as a result, the ability to make me feel completely emasculated whenever I'm in his presence. Well played, Gault.