New Headshot #5: Wiseass Who Got His Head Banged Against A Gym Locker In Junior High.

I really did get my head banged against a locker in junior high. I wonder where that girl is today.

Actually, I remember my big brother warning me that my smart mouth would get me into trouble, and he was right. Some bully of a douchebag started in, I sassed him back, and got it good after gym class.

I wonder where that animal is now. Somebody check the New York state prison work-release program.

And remind my brother that my smart mouth earns my rent these days.