My everlasting affection can be purchased, for a mere 5500 bucks.The jersey John Belushi wore while playing for Wheaton Central High School in Illinois is available on eBay.
This is the kind of gift that’ll make me set my alarm clock early so I can go stare at it in the closet. It's gorgeous.
But if you find it too expensive, I understand. You don't have to love me.
