Monday, October 19, 2009

Festivus, Part XXXIII.

Ah, Louisville. Where the married men’s basketball coach sleeps with a cougar with big cans at a local restaurant, knocks her up, forks over three grand for the abortion, has her go psycho on him, pays the team equipment manager to marry her and get her off his back, is extorted by her, gets accused by the equipment manager of raping her twice, etc., etc. etc.

But it’s all going to be okay, Coach Rick Pitino is a devout Catholic.

Great town. And man do they have one fine film festival. Louisville’s International Festival of Film is not only the 33rd fest to accept my film – it’s extortion free. And these days, that’s refreshing.

Hey Louisville IFF – you know the drill: big thanks. Stay classy.