Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Not Starring Me In A Theater Near You.

Saw this breakdown, looking for actors for a new film:


"A wanna-be ladies man, Corbin, who gets lucky with a suitcase (who acts like a person) in his apartment only to discover 9 months later that the suitcase has born his illegitimate love child. Corbin is a character who is very confident in his looks and charm – even though he's a dorky, slightly chubby, greasy looking guy. He's always looking for the next score, and lucks out when he discovers the lady suitcase who also lives in his apartment building. The key to this character is how seriously he takes himself, even though he's in a very surreal situation. Looking for a comedian, preferably one with improv background. Great physicality and comic timing are crucial. The key is making the suitcase seem alive. There is a sequence of Corbin making love to the suitcase, but the only nudity will require the actor to be shirtless. This is also a sexual situation, but a very comic one."


Yikes. I’m thinking I won’t have company on the festival circuit next year.