Here’s to Tacoma. After forever being the Jan to Seattle’s Marcia, it’s time the City of Destiny got it’s due. Wait, the City of Destiny? Really? Eesh.
I digress. The Tacoma Film Festival is the 29th fest to accept my film, The Beneficiary. And as a token of my appreciation, I will elevate Tacoma the only way I know how – by bashing Seattle.
First of all, the Space Needle has fleeced more tourists than all of the blind slumdog kids combined. Second, Starbucks is nothing more than adult study hall. And third, you’re responsible for the ugliest jerseys in the NFL. Screw Seattle.
Oh wait, they’ve got a film festival, too? And my film got into it? Um… let’s call a do-over.
