This was in the actors’ breakdowns (our version of classified ads) yesterday for something called Green Wash Ball, which apparently cleans everything including a guilty conscience:"We are looking for a pitchman like Billy Mays. Around the same age will do. Needs the lively energy, strong and positive appearance. Pretty much open to any one who knows how to pitch a product well."
Quick, someone get a snip of Billy’s beard and clone that boy before we bury him; America’s whites have just got to look their whitest.
