In case you’re among the not-so-few men who waited to make a reservation for dinner tonight, and now can’t even get seated in the barely-up-to-code bathroom section at Hometown Buffet, I offer up plan B.
Go to Blockbuster prontisimo, and rent one of my favorite chick flicks. They’re entertaining enough for a man, but made for a woman:
In Her Shoes
Meet Joe Black
Atonement
Knotting Hill
She-Devil
If you have trouble finding any of these titles, wing it. But remember: a good rule of thumb is to avoid any that contain the words “sisterhood”, “traveling” or “pants.”