On my way back to L.A. as you read this. Luckily, with my new girth, I’m not flying Southwest, with its shakedown two-seat charge for those of us with badonk-a-donk.
Speaking of whack airlines, last night I hit Broadway again and saw Boeing Boeing. It's an outstanding, hilarious show, starring Mark Ryland, above, who is one of those guys that can make me crack up at every word out of his mouth. The whole cast looked like it was having the time of its life.
Great trip overall. Final weigh-in: gained 8 lbs. But then I lost 275 when the Jets fired their fat head coach.