When the Degenerate Actor Friends and I get together for our video-game sessions, no woman, child or immigrant should be within 50 feet of the proceedings. These sore losers can professionally improv a degree of hate that would make Mel Gibson blanche.
So when one of them daringly decided to perform in a production of Hamlet, and then invite us mongrels to see him perform this weekend, the ferocious email flew. Including this one, from my friend Brian:
“It's like Rocky Horror, right? I'm bringing rice, water guns and newspaper. Who’s gonna bring the hot dogs and umbrellas?”
This should be interesting.
Have a good weekend. You know I will.