Friday, September 5, 2008

To Harass Or Not To Harass.

When the Degenerate Actor Friends and I get together for our video-game sessions, no woman, child or immigrant should be within 50 feet of the proceedings. These sore losers can professionally improv a degree of hate that would make Mel Gibson blanche.

So when one of them daringly decided to perform in a production of Hamlet, and then invite us mongrels to see him perform this weekend, the ferocious email flew. Including this one, from my friend Brian:

“It's like Rocky Horror, right? I'm bringing rice, water guns and newspaper. Who’s gonna bring the hot dogs and umbrellas?”

This should be interesting.

Have a good weekend. You know I will.