Boca Goy’s comment was pretty spot on– it took all of 44.6 seconds into the monologue to show Michael Phelps in a Speedo.
Overall, he was predictably marble-mouthed. I found it interesting that they recycled last year’s sketch about the dancing high school coach, since it first ran starring another stiff jock: Payton Manning.
I did laugh at the Michael Phelps 12,000-Calorie-a-Day Diet, even though he stumbled through every line.
Nice effort. But let’s both go back to what we both do best: you breaking Olympic records, me complaining like a broken record.