Last night, as I was driving to a casting workshop, I got pulled over by Officer Friendly.He sauntered up to my car and told me, to my unwittingness, that both my brake lights were out. Then he took my license and registration and called it in.
When he returned to my car, he told me he was letting me off with a warning, and, eyeballing the headshot on the seat next to me, told me to remember him when I was famous.
Just another perk of an actor’s life: being above the law.
