Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Keep The Suicide Pill Within Reach.


As a guy who gets a big kick out of a good celebrity sighting, I am, on the other hand, sickened by a lousy one.

Not a lousy sighting so much as a lousy celebrity.

People who are famous for being famous are the surest sign of the apocalypse. And the worst culprit is Nicole Ritchie. She’s not interesting, talented or good looking. And her driving drunk on the wrong side of the freeway was just precious.

Then there’s Britney. She has a right to regularly appear on the cover of US Weekly, doesn’t she? At least she can sing.

You tell me.