Wednesday, May 7, 2008

All Rise... The Former Hot Chick From “Dallas” Has Reached A Verdict.

Beware evildoers– commit a crime nowadays, and you’ll judged by a jury of your grade-D celebrity peers.

Presenting “Jury Duty”. Not having a real job allowed me to be home flipping channels and discover this gem. And I must say, the only thing worse than actually serving jury duty is watching it on TV.

However, there’s a part of me that feels like maybe I should just skip the heartbreaking starving-actor years, my first big break, the starring movie roles and inevitable career fizzle, and go straight to appearing on this piece of claptrap. It would be a time saver.