My mom had her Costco membership revoked this past week, after, out of the kindness of her heart, she leant her card to someone and that someone was an idiot with it.
So, as the doors rolled open early this morning at the Costco here in the Marina, what did the worker shout out to me, my friend Jenn and dozens of eager shoppers waiting outside? “Happy Mother’s Day!”
Ironically well-put, amigo.