Sunday, April 27, 2008

If I Could Play One Role.

Hands down, it would Robert Redford’s in The Sting. Here’s why:
  1. Wardrobe: gangster suit with matching fedora. I’d totally wear it to the Oscars
  2. Best character name ever: Johnny Hooker
  3. Portraying my real-life dream of having a hit put out on me
  4. I sleep with a sexy, foreign chick who’s been sent to kill me. And get saved by a fellow gangster who shoots her seconds before she shoots me
  5. Fulfilling my all-time second dream: turning down a crappy sequel