Finally, You Can Cross Seeing A Pit Bull Tear His ACL Off Your Bucket List.

I’m sure the pain a woman feels during childbirth is nothing compared to the intense pain I endure at the gym during 20 minutes of cardio.

But Ricky has us all beaten. I shoot a second of video every day, and this past month, I happened to be rolling as he ran around a park and tore his knee to shreds. That’s a baseball cap in his mouth, by the way. Extra yummy. Catch it all here, during 30 Seconds of June:

 

Put Him In The Emmy Speech.

Never act with children or animals. Good advice regarding talking teddy bears – not necessarily true of Pit Bulls.

I blogged last week about coaching my friend Ariel for an audition, and Ricky inserting his jumbo noggin into the scene. The result: Ariel booked the role.

It’s for the TV show “Chasing Life”, and it shoots next week. While I’d like to think I had a huge hand in preparing Ariel, he keeps giving full credit to Rick. Congrats, you idiots.

Drive-By Patriotism.

The only people dumb enough to light firecrackers on July 3rd are drunk, and that’s kind of natural selection, so I’m okay with it.

But I’ve got a dog that’s supposed to remain immobilized, and explosions drive animals nuts, so you catch my drift.

It only encouraged my more grownup celebration: barbecue in the afternoon, then a movie, then dinner at Laurel Hardware. Man, you can get a great table on a holiday, then catch some amazing fireworks alongside the freeway the entire ride home. See above. I like LA. Happy 6th.

Do You Think Our Forefathers Would Have Fought For Life And Liberty If They Knew This Is How We’d Use It?

O’Neill Men’s “Murca” Beer Pong Boardshort

Taking Pics While Driving.

Still legal in all 50 states.

Guest Cameo.

While coaching my friend Ariel for an audition last night, someone kept trying to upstage him.

God Blast The USA.

The TNT stands are back in LA, and I realized: fireworks are the only product about which I find myself saying, “They’re not made in China? Well, I’m not buying THAT crap.”