I would like to get a second opinion on the staff getting both my first and last name wrong on my x-ray. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing – maybe I’ve been Jason Bourned, and Michael Shavin is my given name. I actually am a boxer, who grew up on the hard-scrabble streets of Toledo only to be repurposed by the government. It would at least explain why I can’t remember much and have a sudden need to evade the law.
