Fatter And Lazier.

There’s a vegan restaurant by me that has a secret menu. If you order an “iPad,” they bring one an iPad and you can find any other place to eat. 

Did you know Starbucks has its own secret menu as well, featuring one item: puppucino. It’s a cup of whipped cream for dogs, served on the house. 

While we’re quarantined, my nephew made a homemade puppucino for Ricky. We anticipated he’d go to town on it so vigorously we served it outside. 

Between this and adoptions, dogs are winning this pandemic.