And A Child Shall Recommend Us.

It’s kinda sad that 98% of the population can only correctly use a semicolon if they’re trying to digitally wink at somebody.

Add one more to bunch. My niece graduated elementary school yesterday, and her parents gave her her first cell phone.

I figured I make her first text meaningful, so I found a pic of me holding her when she was 45 minutes old, and sent it.

Turns out not only wasn’t it her first text, she’s way past rookie status. Probably posting a CNET first-look video as we speak. I give up.